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“Pinoy This Way” by Mikey Bustos (Lady Gaga Parody)

It doesn’t matter if you’re Pinay or if you’re P-I-N-O-Y.
Just point with your lips, pare
‘cause we’re pinoy this way, baby.
Use your eyes… If it was snake it bit you already!

My Momma scolded me when I was young, when I said I hated school. She said “You know the land where we come from, every class is always full.” Because in Philippines education is never taken for granted, no it’s not, along with food, work, and medication, we know they all come from God.

Back home, a land far away,
Where we work hard every day, 
It makes us grateful, baby
We’re pinoy this way
Where you will need pamaypay
As temperature rises high
You have not lived ‘till you live like a pinoy this way.

Nothing ever goes to waste,
Appreciate, don’t throw away
Baby, we’re pinoy this way!
Say my prayers everyday,
Bless to all the elderly,
We always say “po” cuz
We’re pinoy this way.

Don’t mean to brag, it’s Philippines,
We’re Ricivores, it’s in our genes,
Model for Bench, I want to be
My mom said no, and palo’ed me

Our culture’s full of diversity,
We’re waving the red, white, yellow, and blue
Tagalog, Ibanag, Kapamgpangan
And Ilolano are my roots.
Whether you are in the provinces
or in the Capitol Manila, hey-hey
You’ll find we’re all the same deep down inside,
Pinoy tayo! and Mabuhey!
It’s mabuhay

Think traffic here makes you curse?
Well, in Manila it’s worse,
But we still show respect baby, we’re pinoy this way 
I take jeepney cuz it’s fast,
Calesa uses no gas,
I drive a tricycle, baby
I’m pinoy this way

Use a rope to tie the knot
Touch the Tarsiers better not
Baby, we’re pinoy this way
Play pusoy to win the pot,
Sabong, kawawa naman,
So pick the right cock, baby
We’re pinoy this way.

Pretty pinays, and strong pinoys
Have dancing feet, a pretty voice,
We’re everywhere, the world is ours,
We have sarsi drink, NO not sars!
With many capabilities, lots like Imelda’s shoe galleries,
Just stand up proud and say today,
Mabuhay! Yun - pinoy this way!

We have white rice on our plate, San miguel beer, balut egg, and chicharon bulaklak, cuz we’re pinoy this way
We eat vinigar with fruit, use spoon and fork to eat food, we’re saving some for baon, we’re pinoy this way.

We take our sapatos off,
And put our chinellas on,
But watch the host say, “Waaaggg, put your shoes back on!”
Cuz we’re pinoy this way
Whether we’re black, white, or beige,
Yes we are orient-made,
We come in different looks and colours
We’re pinoy this way

I can ride a calabaw,
Noone can beat Pacquiao,
Baby, we’re pinoy this way
CR’s at the megamall
Don’t have toilet seat at all
Visit the skating rink,
Inside the mall you can skate. 

When she turns 16 we do,
Cotillion and a debut,
Oh, and again two years later
We’re pinoy this way
From tinikling with bamboo
To videoke with you
Today we’re celebrating,
Being a pinoy this way

Same DNA
We’re Pinoy this way
Long spanish name
We’re Pinoy this way

win:)))

WAT OMG

LOL the tarsier omg XD